Metro
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Sometimes that pseudonewspaper for commuters called “Metro” really makes me laugh.
Two quotes from today's issue:
“I got a satnav for Christmas but had to switch it to the male voice after the female voice kept sending me the wrong way.”
“Peter Griffin from `Family Guy´ […] and his son Chris while they're looking at some killer whales. Chris: `Dad, what's the blowhole for?´ Peter: `I'll tell you what it's not for. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World´.”